December 2011
this morning
i get out of bed to ask my dad something, and as were talking he stops in the middle of the conversation and asks me what is on your neck? and i’m just like uh i don’t know, what is on my neck? and he says its a hickey! and i’m like what the fuck? i mean i did go on a date yesterday but nothing happened in that way. so I’m like no i don’t its probably just a scratch....
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Doctor: Are you sexually active
Me: Does it look like anything would want to have sex with this
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